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I'm watching a movie called "2 Days in Paris" because one of my favorite actresses (Julie Delpy) is in it. Her colloquial style is so damn hilarious. Let me quote a dialog since I can't find a youtube clip.

Jack: So what's the deal man? That guy was looking at you like you were a big lamb. He had like the fork and the knife and ... How do you know him?
Marianne: Well we met many years ago and we had a little thing. I think I gave him a blowjob. No big deal.
Jack: Oh so now a blowjob is no big deal?
Marianne: Oh I'm sorry. No but I mean it's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, there's the war in Iraq, there's avian flu, and there's a blowjob. ... It's a pretty minor event.

My belly button might fall off.