Building up karma

Oh do me mercy Lord. This month will be filled with nothing but good karma. I shall do only good to those around me. For the sake of return (with an acceptance letter that is) you shall feel the wrath of an extra-friendly John Kim.

Life is stressful but good. Except that the bitch Hillary won't take her fair share of humble pie and kill herself. GAH! Looks like it's going to be a loooooooong haul. Hang in there Barack.