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Why the hell isn't my USC letter coming? I heard of procrastination but isn't this a LITTLE too absurd. Everyone else basically got their letters but I have to chase after the mailman everyday. Ugh. I'm ready to give up on it. Besides, I have pretty darn good backup anyway.

I'm gonna be pissed if a big, fat five lbs package isn't sitting inside my mailbox tomorrow.

As of now...